Sunday 28 August 2011

[FIC] Fluffy ball of dust

Title: Fluffy ball of dust
Characters: Donghae, Shindong
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 441
Summary: There's a lot of dust under Heechul's bed..
A/N: Watch out this is GENDERCHANGE, so if you don't like, don't read. ^.^

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“Hyung, can you come along for a moment?” Donghae asked hesitantly as he approached Shindong who was reading a book on his bed.

“What is it this time?” the elder replied, looking up from his book with a frown. “I’m not going to repair yet another computer for you again! That’s the second one this week and the fifth one this month!”

“No, hyung, it’s not a broken computer..” Donghae mumbled, eyes averted to the ground.

“Then what?” the elder sighed. Donghae finally looked up.

“It’s Baengshin.. I think he’s losing his hair.”

“Eh? What do you mean?”

“There are a lot of fluffy balls of hair under Heechul hyung’s bed.”

“What do you mean fl- What were you doing under Heechul’s bed anyway?”

“Nothing! He told me to clean, so I wanted to vacuum under his bed, but there are these huge heaps of hair and- Well I don’t know either. Just come along, please, hyung?”

“Okay fine..” Shindong put down his book and got up to follow Donghae to Heechul’s room. Once there, Donghae crouched down next to the bed, so Shindong followed his example. They observed the hairy balls underneath the bed for a while, before Donghae broke the silence again.

“See, what did I tell you?”

“Woah. First he gets fat, then he loses hair? Strange..”

“You think he has some cat disease?”

“Which one then? The get-fat-lose-hair disease or something? Get yourself together, Hae.”

“Do you have a better explanation?” Donghae pouted. Shindong reached out a hand to poke one of the fluffy balls. He stared at it a moment longer before talking again.

“Well they look rather dusty and they are soft. Maybe the hair has been gathering for a while.” He turned to look at Donghae. The latter reached out his hand to and tried to pick one up with two fingers. After holding it up for a second, he put it back down.

“They’re not very squeezable and kind of heavy. It must be a lot of hair..” he mumbled. Right at that moment Baengshin slipped under the bed and pushed his nose against one of the fluffy balls. He proceeded to sneeze and shake his head for a moment.

“See, even Baengshin sneezes.” Shindong muttered. “It must have been heaping up he-” He was interrupted by a sound that made their eyes widen and their mouths hang open in shock. They both quickly got up, hitting their heads against the bed in the process, and fled from the room.

Five minutes later, Heechul received a text message during his Youngstreet recording..

Hyung.. We might have mistaken Baengshin’s gender.. She’s got three kittens.